Hello again America,
I don't know if the rest of this country is being treated to the same wonderful sight as I am here in San Bernardino, Ca. I can't seem to go out of my house without having to admire the boxer-covered ass of some teenager with his pants hanging around his knees. What is keeping them from falling down around their ankles? Is it that waddle they do that makes them look like they have a load in their pants? Is it some kind of body piercing? I don't think I want to know. Throw in a boom-box with some good gangster rap and my ulcer starts to bleed.
One thing I do know. They are doing this just for me. They are hoping I will lose my temper and tell them to pull their bleeping pants up so that they can produce that semi-automatic weapon concealed in that cavernous crotch and leave me in a pool of conservative blood and shell casings. I'm sure the A.C.L.U. would be all over any municipality that tried to put a stop to this
display of their constitutional rights. That is, however, a subject for a subsequent blog.
I have a better idea. What if all guys over 50 would join the "saggin" club? One slight modification would be tighty-whiteys rather than boxers. Especially you plumbers out there. Are you starting to get a visual? Maybe throw in a Towncraft T-shirt that is a little too small and way too short. We could follow them around and play some Buck Owens on our own boom-boxes. Just an idea.
If our local governments can't handle stupid crap like this, what chance do they have to deal with the real problems in our cities these days?
Call your city council person and tell them your tired of putting up with saggin' and will be glad to vote for someone who will do something about it in the next election. Use your voice, my fellow Americans.
McWeijun
Thursday, August 6, 2009
If You're Saggin', I'm Gaggin'
Posted by McWeijun at 8:00 PM
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6 comments:
While the sagging pants are ridiculous to me I think it’s irresponsible to stereotype these kids as having semi-automatic weapons concealed in them. For most it’s a fashion statement designed to irritate ‘old’ people – just like we did in our day.
i totally agree with the sagging. its not attractive.and you cant exactly say anything to a random stranger about it becaue you never know what theyll do.
Point taken, Eagle. I suppose my beatle boots may have had the same effect on my father's generation. I'm not sure if the effect was as toxic to his system as saggin is to mine. As far as the concealed weapons part, have you ever been to San Bernardino?
Our Beatle Boots could not have been as toxic to our parents or society as wearing one's waist band around one's scrotum. Everytime I see this character flaw I'm reminded of the 4 foot long oak paddle that my P.E. teacher had back in the day. That thing seemed to stop bad behavior pretty quick.
Tighty-Whiteys....I don't have those kind, but I will buy some if this idea flies....I do have some shunken T-shirts....I'm not going first.
Ok, now this one had me literlly crackin up! I know how bad you hate those saggers, i personally agree with you completely, its disgusting and i definitely dont want my daughter asking why that strange mans undies are hanging out! Good job McWeig!
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